by cakewrestler March 21, 2018
This is a term that translates into " You are a stupid american." or "You are a stupid fucker." (Mostly used by british people.)
by Amanda March 19, 2005
A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.
by Colbsterino March 10, 2021
A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time
The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
by Trade plate 88 July 28, 2017
The action associated when calling someone a double wanker. The gesture is expressed by having each arm at either side of hips with hands in a wanker motion. Can sometimes be confused with a monkey chant.
by vestrynow November 12, 2012
is an individual who passes time finding places to have a jerk in. He can go anywhere, at the mall, in the movies, at your grandma's funeral, anywhere. these are mostly kids who have recently discovered how to beat it off , 30 year old men who are still living in their parent's basement, anyone has the potential to be a Knob Knocking Wanker
Harry: Can you believe this? Chris is hitting it off in the disabled bathroom again
Peter: He's such a knob knocking wanker
Peter: He's such a knob knocking wanker
by likeadumpring May 09, 2015
This term refers to someone who is totally obsessed with Game of Thrones. Someone who repeatedly watches the same episodes over and over and generally spends most of their money on Game of Thrones extras.
Oh god look at Beverly sat there watching the same episode again! She's even got her GoT hoodie on with her GoT mug in hand a GoT jigsaw on the table! What a Game of Thrones wanker!
by TeessideGuy91 May 29, 2016