one watch wanker

A cunt who thinks he's Billy big bollocks, because he has one rolex.
While his mates have a few .

Look at that fucking one watch wanker, he thinks he's boss because he has that shitty date just

by cakewrestler March 30, 2018

you bloody wanker

This is a term that translates into " You are a stupid american." or "You are a stupid fucker." (Mostly used by british people.)

"Get out of the way you bloody little wanker!"

by Amanda May 13, 2005

middle lane wanker

A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it

Move over you fucking middle lane wanker

by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017

Paper Towel Wanker

A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.

Damn, Hank goin AT it wit dat paper towel roll, he’s a real Paper Towel Wanker

by Colbsterino March 10, 2021

Double Wanker Sign

The action associated when calling someone a double wanker. The gesture is expressed by having each arm at either side of hips with hands in a wanker motion. Can sometimes be confused with a monkey chant.

Police: What are you doing there on camera?
Gav the Chav: It's clearly the double wanker sign!

by vestrynow November 14, 2012

knob knocking wanker

is an individual who passes time finding places to have a jerk in. He can go anywhere, at the mall, in the movies, at your grandma's funeral, anywhere. these are mostly kids who have recently discovered how to beat it off , 30 year old men who are still living in their parent's basement, anyone has the potential to be a Knob Knocking Wanker

Harry: Can you believe this? Chris is hitting it off in the disabled bathroom again
Peter: He's such a knob knocking wanker

by likeadumpring May 10, 2015

Game of Thrones Wanker

This term refers to someone who is totally obsessed with Game of Thrones. Someone who repeatedly watches the same episodes over and over and generally spends most of their money on Game of Thrones extras.

Oh god look at Beverly sat there watching the same episode again! She's even got her GoT hoodie on with her GoT mug in hand a GoT jigsaw on the table! What a Game of Thrones wanker!

by TeessideGuy91 May 29, 2016