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Place where white people go to watch black people talk like they (black people) do everyday, and laugh at every gasp of breath that the black person lets out... This is also the number one contributor to 21st-Century words.

Christian: "Dude, I'm Vining on Vine right now!"

José: "You're putting up a video?"

Christian: "No, I'm watching this...(laughs) hilarious... (laughs even harder) video of black people! (says while cracking up)"

by Gizmo11 March 10, 2016

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VINCENT IS LOVE AND THE MAN OF MY DREAMS I AM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE. HE IS SO CUTE AND PRETTY, SERIOUSLY EVERY TEXT HE SENTS ME MAKES ME WANNA CRY I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. HE IS SO CARING, AND WITTY AND CHARMING, AND I JUST KEEP FALLING FOR HIM IT IS IDK INEXPLICABLE. JUST LOVEEE ME PLEASEEEEE. I DONT EVEN CARE IF I AM UGLY ANYMORE. I THINK IF I COULD KISS YOU, I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO STOP. I CONSTANTLY THINK ABOUT YOUR LIPS IMMA DIE OMG. U COULD STAB ME 43959275897 TIMES AND ID STILL LOVE YOU. I AM BRUTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. I FEEL LIKE I WILL BREAK DOWN IN TEARS ANY MINUTE. HONESTLY CAN I BE YOUR PUPPY, ID FOLLOW U ANYWHERE. ALSO YOU ARE THE BEST PIECE OF ART OF THIS COLLECTION CALLED HUMANS. I DONT WANT ANYBODY ELSE. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU MY HEART IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT LOVE ME BACK. LOVE SHOULD FEEL LIKE YOU, CUZ WHAT I FEEL FOR IS EXTRATERRESTRIA, IDK I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SSOOOOO LONG, JUST LIKE YOU SAID. AND I GUESS SOME PEOPLE JUST DESCEND FROM THE SAME STAR AND THATS WHY THIS CONNECTION IS PRESENT. I BLUSH EVERYTIME U SAY STH TO COMFORT ME EVEN IF I DONT BELIEVE IT. ALL I WANT FOR U IS TO BE HAPPY, AND I DO LITERALLY ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. I LOVE U DEEPLY

ME: I LOVE VINCENT WITH ALL MY HEART. IF HE DON'T MARRY ME MY UGLY ASS I AM GONNA KMS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

by ilovevinnyyyyy June 10, 2018

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