Ultimately

Finally ; in the end / at most basic level

He is their father and he is ultimately responsible

by Adiym August 15, 2016

Hebrew Ulpan

n. 1.An intensive language immersion program primarily offered in Israel.
2.A torture device for those hopelessly inept at learning new languages in which a native Israeli talks at you loudly and quickly for five to eight weeks, five hours a day.
3.A poorly thought out decision, immediately regreted

"Dude, I thought I was going to kill myself today during Hebrew Ulpan."

by Rachel Berman August 22, 2005

Ultimo-Gaywad

A smelly inuit who enjoys the company of gay transexual pygmies.

Look a ulitimo gaywad

by Uzbad January 14, 2005

ultimate frag

an extension of tea-bagging but into 1st person shooters. Best achieved in multi-player mode whereby you gun your opponent down stand over his corpse and quickly press the crouch button. As if the kill isnt bad enough, dipping your balls in your foe's dead mouth just takes the piss.

hahaha dude, you died...now you must suffer the ultimate frag

by jasoooon August 4, 2006

ultimum verbum

The ultimum verbum fallacy is common among internet users who frequent message boards but is also commonly used throughout non-internet life. This fallacy, as it Latin name denotes, is simply the fallacy of having the last word. Most internet users who are keen on ruthlessly promoting their ideas will continue to post arguments or rebuttals in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Internet users who have strong opinions feel the need to have the last post as mark of external validation of their worldview. A key component of ultimum verbum fallacies on the internet is the a priori, metaphysical distinction between ITT and IRL: as if the events of ITT were not occurring in IRL. Another example of this fallacy is common in marriage. The husband, shackled down by the promise of sex, must obey his wife's commands no matter how unreasonable they may be. When she says "Honey, you can't have beer with your friends at the bar tonight!", the husband may chose to ignore that dictate but only to his peril. So in this case the wife presents an ultimum verbum case which any sharp husband would recognize as such but would not dare contest if he cares about getting laid on a somewhat regular basis.

Wife:"Honey, you can't have beer with your friends at the bar tonight!"
Husband:(under his breath) "Argumentum ultimum verbum."
Wife: "What did you say honey?"
Husband: "I said `Yes, dear!'"

"Well, I see your argument as illogical!"
"But all that I was arguing was that p implies q; r implies s. And if p or r is given, then q v s is given."
"Well I or no one else think in those terms in real life."
"Argumentum ultimum verbum."
"Well I don't see how invoking Latin like, the ancients invoked deities to support their causes, supports your case."

by H.W. Eugene January 8, 2009

Ultratasking

This is doing the absolute maximum number of tasks at a given time. Way beyond just Multitasking

Ultratasking-I was on the toilet, working on my laptop, talking on confrence call, watching the football game, and eating a slice of pizza & coke when I decided this would be a good time to clip my toenails.

by Salmonhq October 18, 2009

Ultimaybe

Similar to an ultimatum, but one where the answer is truly "maybe" to both possibilities. In most cases an ultimaybe is much harder to deal with than an ultimatum due to it's confusing unanswerable nature.

Person A: You should really go to the dance with your girlfriend instead of that really pretty girl you're not actually in a relationship with.

Person B: But... I could be...

Person A: Doubtful.

Person B: Huh... this is an Ultimaybe. I'll never know what the right choice was, ever.

by Jamilex August 29, 2010