Toisted Oits

The state of mind that a person is in when they are extremely drunk or high. (Some people don’t need to drink or smoke anything to be on this level)

“Yo, what the hullll!?!?”
“Sh*t dude! You’re toisted oits!!”

by Professor Oits June 19, 2018

Twister

That game you played with your uncle last night, the one involving beating, spanking, drinking each other and chicken choking. Your nose would have also been more snowy than Christmas morning. If you were really brave then you would have crawled between his legs.

"Mum!, Uncle stan played Twister with me last night!"
"eh?"

by tasty noodles July 4, 2018

Twister on Tuesday

When having a really bad day and it’s just like a twister on Tuesday

Man I dropped my cereal, my day really just turned my day into a twister on Tuesday

by DJohnson1889 February 11, 2019

Twister

n. 1. A violent, destructive rotary ascending movement of a column of air, usually cause by warm & cool air fronts colliding, usually associated with thunderstorms, "T- clouds", & other such clouds..

That damn twister(tornado) took my sister and someday it'll either take me or I'll survive it!!!
"A twister has an angel's wings but the heart of a devil"- (1996) "Tornado!" film

by Anonygnostymo217 March 27, 2019

twished

When your fit friend slips and almost dies she is a twish, she twished herself

Oh fuck, I just twished myself

by Phill Mccouch March 29, 2019

twister

that annoying game where you have to turn your body inside out to win.

Friend: What is that game called where you twist your body around?
You: You mean twister?
Friend: Yeah.

by SnowDev March 13, 2020

twistid lariat

A kick ass band formed in July, 2020. The band has five awesome members and the title is purposely spelt wrong to bother people. Twistid Lariat is a complex, variety rock band.

Person A: Did you go to that Twistid Lariat concert?

Person B: Yeah, it was sick. They're gonna be the next big thing.

by GhoulEater13 July 7, 2020