A speech by stand-up comedian Brian Regan, who talks about his speech mishaps, such as saying things at the wrong time, confusing people's genders, or saying an Involuntary "You Too".
Excerpt from "You Too & Stuff":
I'm getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, "Hey, have a nice flight".
"(And then I say) YOU TOO! Yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron. Don't know when to say the 'You Too' phrase. I can't handle it."
I'm getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, "Hey, have a nice flight".
"(And then I say) YOU TOO! Yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron. Don't know when to say the 'You Too' phrase. I can't handle it."
by JoeCool888 August 22, 2009
Too much jokes or TMJ - for when lol just isn't enough. It can relate to a night of jokes or just one particular thing could be too much jokes.
by Jack Bauer-Cullen August 12, 2010
When some lame website lets any fag type whatever they please and the website gets way to full and you cant find anything
by as December 09, 2003
Too Weird To Live, Too Rare to Die! is the fourth album by Panic! at the Disco. It was released on October 8, 2013. It has This Is Gospel, Miss Jackson, Vegas Lights, Girl That You Love, Nicotine, Girls/Girls/Boys, Casual Affair, Far Too Young To Die, Collar Full, The End of All Things, Can't Fight Against The Youth, and All The Boys on it.
by Pinkcat5678 March 28, 2016
This describes someone who is constantly judging everyone and everything to be less cool than they are, because in their mind they're a true rebel in the know about everything. This kind of person mocks or rolls their eyes at anyone who they judge to be uncool, but only because they imagine that other "cool" people would hold such a view, and they feel they're in the know about how all the "cool" people think, and want to feel accepted by the cool crowd. They're simultaneously insecure and worried about maintaining their image at all times, and in case anyone might see them, they won't let themselves get really into or become enthusiastic about anything, lest that thing be thought of as uncool.
Also applies to hipsters on the excessively surly and douchey end of the hipster spectrum.
Also applies to hipsters on the excessively surly and douchey end of the hipster spectrum.
As an example of the too cool for school thought process:
**Sees someone being enthusiastically into science (or history, or literature, or math, or a movie, etc etc)....
Thinks subconsiously: "All the cool people think science is lame, and I want to be accepted by the cool people, so I should agree with them, so therefore, science must be lame, and I had better not have any interest in science."
Thinks consciously: "Pfff, what a dork!" Rolls eyes.
**Sees someone being enthusiastically into science (or history, or literature, or math, or a movie, etc etc)....
Thinks subconsiously: "All the cool people think science is lame, and I want to be accepted by the cool people, so I should agree with them, so therefore, science must be lame, and I had better not have any interest in science."
Thinks consciously: "Pfff, what a dork!" Rolls eyes.
by phillybagel June 17, 2017
A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle. Spreading awareness about teenage pregnancy helps young girls understand the importance of waiting.
Thuggizzle has an outreach program called I'm Too Young And Not Ready for teenagers who get pregnant.
by He ain't through with me yet April 05, 2019
Being overconfident and reckless. Not knowing your limits. The phrase comes from the tale of Icarus, a young man who flew too close to the sun and fell from the sky when his wings melted. It's a tale of caution, warning us to remember our limitations.
Person #1: That man was killed by the gang leader, thinking he can take him on.
Person #2: I guess he flew too close to the sun.
Person #2: I guess he flew too close to the sun.
by TheFierceDeity1 March 27, 2016