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Martin Pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows The Martin pain
by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021
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gay pains

Gay pains or gay aches is when you get an aching feeling on your sides or pelvic region, often accompanied by thoughts of some dude you can't stop thinking about.
Oh the mis'ry, I has't been stricken with the gay pains! What s'rt of mad god wouldst alloweth such a tragedy to befall me?
by DrDeezThePrequel March 26, 2023
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Pain

running into a wall with an erection only to hit your nose on the wall.
all my homies know is pain
by boof69 December 5, 2020
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pain in the ass

Having to debate with your parents to get more screen time to be had on your smartphone. Usually you experience this phenomenon if you're born into the first generation to grow up with smartphone, e.g. if you're a 2004-born kid whilst your parents were born in the 1970's and have had different childhood than yours. Henceforth, your parents have lived several decades without having any smartphone in their hands. Thus, your parents don't understand what it is like to exert the effort to get screen time to be had on smartphone during childhood.
Getting extra screen time is such a pain in the ass! My parents just don’t get how important my smartphone is for connecting with friends and catching the latest YouTube videos.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Left shoulder pain

Term used in gym community, left shoulder pain gives you an excuse for not benching your max
A How much do you bench?
B 4o5, but I can't do it right now
A why?
B I have left shoulder pain
A So how much can you do right now?
B 225
by niewiem666 December 4, 2022
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Pain

Most awesome villain in Naruto Shippuden
Acting leader of Akatsuku
by Sage of 6 ramen bowls January 27, 2022
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Pain play

Intentionally inflicting pain in a sexual manner done for increased intimacy between partners, sexual gratification, as well as spiritual and emotional growth and connection, all pleasurable experiences

Very common in the BDSM community
Random guy- “I always thought she was an innocent Christian girl! Turns out she's hella into pain play”
by Mrbobiscool9 December 26, 2023
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