A shallow, contemptible person (usually male) who, despite some financial means, is so insecure in himself that he requires validation from others of like mind. In fact, to the douchebag, keeping up with other douchebags is all-important, and the often live close to one another in douchey neighborhoods where they can easily seek attention from one another through ostentatious behavior and conspicuous possessions and disparage others of a less-douchey persuasion.
Steve: "Wow! Now that David bought his family the new Volvo XC90, he won't shut up about it".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
by Uneasy Rider August 18, 2023
Get the douchebagmug. by NickolaTeslaFan#1 August 22, 2022
Get the Douchebagmug. For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on
by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021
Get the national douchebag daymug. Someone who posts rude shit on forums and is a complete asshole. <read 'Ob-rus-nine'>
Another example commonly includes a forum user who has random post fits and is totally into their self. See stalker.
<read 'King-Shen'>
Another example commonly includes a forum user who has random post fits and is totally into their self. See stalker.
<read 'King-Shen'>
douchebag >> btw, since Ruby originated in Japan, I really doubt it uses english words in the japanese version, rofl.
Thanks for all the help, >.<
or not...
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Ookie isn't single? Woah. You've probably never met me :x. I've been a fan of yours since my brother was part of this community. Teehee~ *not a stalker* Well see ya!
Thanks for all the help, >.<
or not...
OR
Ookie isn't single? Woah. You've probably never met me :x. I've been a fan of yours since my brother was part of this community. Teehee~ *not a stalker* Well see ya!
by Slender Man September 26, 2010
Get the douchebagmug. The shittiest weakest "insult" ever by someone who is too afraid to use proper insults because they are too scared to use swearwords, or are about 13 and don't like cuss words.
Example:
Person 1: "Hey you, you are a douchebag!"
Person 2:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you are going to insult me, use a proper fucking insult you fucking pussy!!"
Person 1: "I can't because I'm 13 and I don't like cuss words"
Person 1: "Hey you, you are a douchebag!"
Person 2:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you are going to insult me, use a proper fucking insult you fucking pussy!!"
Person 1: "I can't because I'm 13 and I don't like cuss words"
by Fen_Tan_Ill September 20, 2018
Get the Douchebagmug. 
by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014
Get the Vampire Douchebagmug.