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Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndrome

When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.
"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011
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douchebag

Someone who posts rude shit on forums and is a complete asshole. <read 'Ob-rus-nine'>

Another example commonly includes a forum user who has random post fits and is totally into their self. See stalker.
<read 'King-Shen'>
douchebag >> btw, since Ruby originated in Japan, I really doubt it uses english words in the japanese version, rofl.

Thanks for all the help, >.<
or not...

OR

Ookie isn't single? Woah. You've probably never met me :x. I've been a fan of yours since my brother was part of this community. Teehee~ *not a stalker* Well see ya!
by Slender Man September 26, 2010
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Douchebag

A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.
Mr.Tomlin is a Douchebag !
by Dougie Freshh October 17, 2010
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Douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. An insult given to a person who is being douche like.
Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008
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douchebag

Negative word used to describe a person.
Girl 1: Hey, what's up with you and *Boy 1*? Last week you were, like, star-crossed lovers and now you hardly talk to each other.
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!
by Supergirl123 March 8, 2013
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Default Douchebag

Someone who hangs out with a douchebag who, by default, also becomes a douchebag.
Dude 1: Did you see Mike being totally obnoxious while he was hanging out from that douchebag Pierre from school?

Dude 2: Yeah, Mike is a totaly default douchebag.
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Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.
Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"
by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014
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