Thomas Platt

a great tutor and friend

Thomas Platt sucks.

by mrcbella March 18, 2019

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Thomas Wiley

The coolest and hottest guy ever. He gets all the ladies and is better than anyone named Brody Glusenkamp. Also a goober.

Person 1:"OMG jessica Todd is such a Thomas Wiley"
Person 2" ong"

by Tim Hoerton August 17, 2022

Thomas Lowe

An idiot who won't check urban dictionary

Me: Ugh Thomas Lowe is busy ;-;
Friend: Ok, wanna play roblox?

by RHTJKUHVUURTJYMHNNNJBUUUUUUUUU September 6, 2019

Thomas Rupp

Big monkey

uh oh thomas rupp made a stinky

by not thomas rupp October 8, 2019

Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.

When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.

by Tamrian August 22, 2016

Thomas Carpenito

Top Shagger

That’s Thomas Carpenito, what a man he is.

by truebtold December 20, 2019