Zach

A fat pig who likes to eat donuts and watch anime.
That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.
by Chugsplash69 April 13, 2022
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The finest chocolate man alive. Having a Zach in your life will not only enhance you as a person but he will make you feel like the only girl in the world. He’s sweet and kind but nasty in the sheets. Zach is one of the most kindhearted men but knows how to put his foot down when the time comes. He’s also fine, did I already say that?
Damn, look at how fine Zach looks!
by welpigottago June 09, 2018
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Zach is in the trees again, trying to find his nuts
by Lanadelcray July 16, 2019
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Zach is one of the most kindest boys' you will ever meet, trust me.

he is probably known to be a player but once he finds the right girl he'll hold onto her. He is one of the guys that will listen to your problems and reassure you when you're sad or upset. Hes one of the guys you could talk to for hours and never run out of words to say, the guy you fall head over heels for, the guy that makes your heart warm when he speaks to you. Zach is a loveable person and a great hugger, and if he buys you something and you try pay him back he would get offended lol, whatever you do, dont hurt him. he tends to overthink alot so dont ever lie to him. hes that guy every other guy wants to be. He will show how much he cares for you even infront of his friends- he can be an asshole around his friends but hes genuinely just perfect. and if you know a zach, hold onto him. hes worth it.
random: 'darn, i wish i knew a zach..'
me: 'hes my bestfriend. (:'
by megluvsuu October 04, 2020
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Oo zach what a big boy and his arms are so nice
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Zach is a one of a kind type of person. He never lets you down and is always by your side. He loves and cares for the people he talks to and always seems to put a smile on everyone’s face. But most of all he’s HIM! The one you don’t wanna lose!!
Zach is truly a blessed kid
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