Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.

“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”

by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022

Un Boat

The king's of not sending invites

Damn they pulled an un boat and went to kfc again without us

by Richdich69 November 22, 2021

Kin gian un

A guy who likes missiles. And using binoculars in wars

Army: Why does Kin gian un have binoculars? He can see us without them. He knows that, right?

by Jupiter82 June 27, 2019

un-retractable foreskin

The event of which your foreskin is permanently stuck in the position where it cannot be pulled down.

Ben: yo Gemma I can't pull down my foreskin I think there is some smegma in there.
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it

un-retractable foreskin

by smegyeet August 24, 2019

Un-co

Someone that is uncoordinated or slow

"You can't even catch the ball, your so Un-co"

by Un-Co man March 5, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019