Bukkake mushroom

Bukkake mushroom is when you and your friends ejaculate on a magic mushroom and then consume it.

'Mom! Me and my mates are going out to have some bukkake mushrooms, are you coming?'

by schmucklover June 29, 2024

Mushroom Hubs

Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.

Herbert always has the gadgets, he's even set up his own mushroom hubs

by holloway November 16, 2007

Mushroom packing

Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis enter the vagina

"Don't worry baby we're just going to do some mushroom packing. You'll still be a virgin"

by Zoegrrl February 11, 2015

mushroom

bottom

"mushroom"

by mushroom_den June 2, 2021

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, I heard Chad and Larry are a couple of mushroom knockers

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

shitake mushrooms

the word you use when your around family and accidentally yell SH*T

THATS SOME COOL SHITAKE MUSHROOMS

by squidwordslongshlong April 8, 2021