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Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
by guysm1ley April 17, 2023
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Curly money

Did you see that girls curly money?!? She must have folded it!
by A'M May 16, 2017
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D.C. money

Wealth, or net worth, obtained by living in the Washington D.C. area.
--So, Dave, why did you decide to go to American University?

--Man, I'm getting some of that D.C. money.
by emmachictampa November 27, 2013
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money woise

Can you suck it?
“Can you please bless me, money woise.”
“Can you suck it?”
by whatgood September 15, 2023
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smoking money

When you smoke expensive weed or an expensive cigar.
I got this top shelf weed and tonight were smoking money!
by Cannajin May 23, 2020
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hobo money

When you ain't got real money and you have to trade sex favors for it
Yo man he was paying that guy back in the bathroom with hobo money
by hobo money June 16, 2015
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Maxwell Money

'You can't live your whole life just on your Maxwell Money!'
by Extreme Steam March 27, 2019
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