mall-logged

What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.
After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home
by Apmac June 24, 2008
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Bade Log

People who don't reply to your reels
by justaweirdgal September 08, 2023
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bed log

Usually a new man who sexually keeps a woman warm in bed.
Denice finally found her a new bed log
by 515thebayou February 21, 2018
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log toss

to break off dating a guy that is a douche
I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!
by auntiereese August 13, 2014
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dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.
hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!
by bruce beckers February 16, 2007
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Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.
omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.
by Leeloo Dallas November 29, 2016
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Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.
My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.
by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014
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