A wild hairy bob is a beast that no man can tame. He is a creature that is half man and half squatch.
by SquatchBeliever288 July 25, 2016

The phrase "hairy storm chaser" is used when described a particularly large, hirsute gentlemen who prefers the company of men such as himself, and has a predilection for analingus
Timothy is a such a hairy storm chaser. You should have seen at the leather bar after Taco Night at the Mexican restrauant.
by TinyBubbles October 8, 2010

Based on the unorthodox sexual practices enjoyed by Bill Pullman's character Detective Harry Ambrose on the show The Sinner, a Harry Ambrose is when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, pull out a chunk of their pubic hair and in an Emeril Lagase style manner, throw the pubes onto said ejaculate. The act is only complete if after the pubes are placed that you step on your partner's fingernails until they turn black and/or purple.
by Patrickgotglazed June 13, 2021

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008

by FuzzyDuffer November 22, 2011

by marco November 16, 2003

A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.
Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.
James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.
James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.
by littlebabypants August 13, 2010
