a valley girl who strives to be ghetto but speaks ebonics with a valley girl accent, usually a coward and never ready to throw down when the goin gets tuff. But they will put on a show as if they are from the streets.
by but_ta December 15, 2009
Get the ghetto valley girlmug. 1: A young child or virgins private parts. no pubes. never seen. a unexplored world.
2: a sick ass camp
3: a salad dressing
2: a sick ass camp
3: a salad dressing
1: wow did you see her. she's hott but im sure she has a hidden valley.
2: wow shes hott! she probably goes to hidden valley
3: wtf. y u putting hidden valley on ur pancakes!?!?!?!?!
2: wow shes hott! she probably goes to hidden valley
3: wtf. y u putting hidden valley on ur pancakes!?!?!?!?!
by sexy, thats rite get a boner January 14, 2009
Get the hidden valleymug. by Thspongebob November 15, 2007
Get the Valley Comprehensive schoolmug. A school in Bettendorf, Iowa which is 75% rich white kids with lifted Jeeps and 25% Indian stoners. OOTD’s include Vinyard Vines shirts and Birkenstocks with a Juul inside everybody’s waistband.
by @ligmanuts August 21, 2018
Get the Pleasant Valley HSmug. Expensive wels school. Decent sports teams. Juuling problems. Mr. Rodgers taught drivers ed here. Pretty big 700ish kids. They got famous off an Instagram post and some people call this school the #hiddenhotschooloftheUSA
by Picklerick370 March 14, 2019
Get the Fox Valley Lutheranmug. by 0998beth9 January 5, 2008
Get the Hidden Valley of Orangesmug. A wannabe valley girl is a prepubescent/pubescent girl that often inserts typical "valley girl" phrases such as like, totally, totes, omg, dude, etc. into their language at random intervals in attempt to seem more feminine and girly, and more appealing to boys of the same age. Often these girls are unwitting that they are making themselves sound like valley girls, but most of the time they are, and see valley girls as epitomes of femininity. However, wannabe valley girls usually get the opposite of their task (to get hot boys and seem more girly) accomplished, and succeed in making themselves look like complete and total dumbasses.
Usually, a wannabe valley girl will mispronounce the typical valley girl words--for example, a wannabe valley girl pronounces "dude" as "dood" and in the wrong tone of voice.
They also will have a touch of emo in them (fake emo, not real emo) and are often spoiled brats that max daddy's credit card out at least 2 times per month, trying to dress "trendy" (but in reality, their "trendy" is actually trash). They are not afraid to let their brattish personalities shine through.
Wannabe valley girls often insert the word 'like' in between every word and don't sound like a "natural" valley girl.
Wannabe valley girls are extremely annoying, even more so than Original Valley Girls.
Usually, a wannabe valley girl will mispronounce the typical valley girl words--for example, a wannabe valley girl pronounces "dude" as "dood" and in the wrong tone of voice.
They also will have a touch of emo in them (fake emo, not real emo) and are often spoiled brats that max daddy's credit card out at least 2 times per month, trying to dress "trendy" (but in reality, their "trendy" is actually trash). They are not afraid to let their brattish personalities shine through.
Wannabe valley girls often insert the word 'like' in between every word and don't sound like a "natural" valley girl.
Wannabe valley girls are extremely annoying, even more so than Original Valley Girls.
Wannabe valley girl: "Hey, like, dood, like, do you, like, totes, like, wanna go to the totes cray-cray, like, prom, with, like, me? Like, totes omg omg omg!"
Dignified guy: "No, I don't go out with dumbasses such as you, a wannabe valley girl."
Wannabe valley girl: "Wut? Dood, you, like, must, like, be, like, kidding me! Omg! Omg!"
Dignified guy: "I hope you have an effing horrible day, corrupted and annoying citizen of the modern era."
*Dignified guy exits*
Wannabe valley girl: WAAAAAAHHHHH! I am, like, SO over! I'm, like, gonna totes go, to, like, the mall and, like, buy 10, like, tons of trash clothes!!!!
Wannabe valley girl 2: ME, like, TOO!!!!! Even though, like, nothing happened, to, like, me!
Dignified guy: "No, I don't go out with dumbasses such as you, a wannabe valley girl."
Wannabe valley girl: "Wut? Dood, you, like, must, like, be, like, kidding me! Omg! Omg!"
Dignified guy: "I hope you have an effing horrible day, corrupted and annoying citizen of the modern era."
*Dignified guy exits*
Wannabe valley girl: WAAAAAAHHHHH! I am, like, SO over! I'm, like, gonna totes go, to, like, the mall and, like, buy 10, like, tons of trash clothes!!!!
Wannabe valley girl 2: ME, like, TOO!!!!! Even though, like, nothing happened, to, like, me!
by an evil monkey December 9, 2013
Get the wannabe valley girlmug.