skank master

the master of all skanks otherwise known as a pimp

john ant no skank master. jesus is

by BananaHamack December 27, 2008

spaghetti master

Term used for a gay chick who undoubtedly turns any woman in her path gay. She has that certain edge that all the chicks dig.

Girls tend to fall for her boyish charm and charisma.

She has to remind herself that straight girls are friends, not food. Because all girls are straight, untill they get wet, like spaghetti.

Example:" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"

" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"

by Vos the spaghetti master June 18, 2017

master mechanic

Someone who hate diesel douchbags but is himself an automotive asshole.

Dylan is going to be a master mechanic

by Ayakben November 26, 2014

Master Fisher

One who has mastered the art of baiting.

To become the Master Fisher, one must first become the Master Baiter.

by Lardnutz August 5, 2008

Master Shifu

Master Shifu is the greatest being to ever exist. He is the little red panda with the big mustache from Kung Fu Panda. He is out Lord and saviour!

I pray to you Master Shifu, may you rip :(

by Wakawakame he he samanamina !! April 27, 2021

Master Homo

This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.

The Master Homo is massing an army for the invasion of California.

by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009

Puppet master

Here's a realistic look at a puppet master. A puppet master controls other peoples lives, so they don't get to claim to have to be sub serviant or made to feel less than around anybody, it's their world. A puppet master already has all the power and all the money, there's nothing left to do but control everybody's lives, your tv air time is wasting the viewing audiences time.

Puppet masters control the viewing audiences life, they're bitching about their own rights and lives isn't interesting though, I guess if you think there's something more interesting in life than a puppet master, you're considered a narcissist by a puppet master.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018