an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.
by Meat, Bradshaw, Matt September 06, 2008
When a man recieves oral sex from an African American women, and proceeds to climax in both of her eyes, thus making her look like a panda.
by cole g January 29, 2009
by Glenn Eason October 24, 2006
A sexy woman with Filipino swag. One who can work a crowd of thousands to her dance moves. Photoshoot face and professional dancer booty shaking skills.
So I was at the pistons game with my boy watching the halftime show with the Automotion and I saw a Panda Bear she was doing her thing #DanceQueen For sho she looked like she could bake a mean batch of cookies too!
by SamDot33 December 07, 2011
When a man pulls out his penis after cuming inside his partner after anal sex and it is has shit and seamen on it resembling a baby panda.
Guy 1: "I just had anal sex with Sharon for the first time last night and it was amazing until we were done and I had a baby panda looking right at me!"
Guy 2: "Word."
Guy 2: "Word."
by Ridberg69 October 28, 2011
Someone who is not Asian, but displays ancient wisdom that could only have been acquired by being of the same spirit as Ancient Taoist Scholars, Zen masters, Chinese Alchemists, or Shaolin Monks.
"The Dr. is such an x-panda"
"That white-boy can really go with the flow, he's an x-panda"
"Wait! Whoa... wu wei...." said the x-panda
"That white-boy can really go with the flow, he's an x-panda"
"Wait! Whoa... wu wei...." said the x-panda
by Don Nutella-esque October 13, 2011
to take a dump
by Roachwriter March 19, 2015