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Sad Panda

an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.
Phil isn't having a good day, he's in his office being a sad panda.
by Meat, Bradshaw, Matt October 21, 2008
mugGet the Sad Pandamug.

Panda Bear

When a man recieves oral sex from an African American women, and proceeds to climax in both of her eyes, thus making her look like a panda.
by cole g January 29, 2009
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sad panda

A ugly Asian girl.
It is to be called out when you see a ugly asian girl.
(as an ugly asian woman walks by) SAD PANDA :(!!!!
by Glenn Eason October 26, 2006
mugGet the sad pandamug.

Panda Bear

A sexy woman with Filipino swag. One who can work a crowd of thousands to her dance moves. Photoshoot face and professional dancer booty shaking skills.
So I was at the pistons game with my boy watching the halftime show with the Automotion and I saw a Panda Bear she was doing her thing #DanceQueen For sho she looked like she could bake a mean batch of cookies too!
by SamDot33 December 7, 2011
mugGet the Panda Bearmug.

Baby Panda

When a man pulls out his penis after cuming inside his partner after anal sex and it is has shit and seamen on it resembling a baby panda.
Guy 1: "I just had anal sex with Sharon for the first time last night and it was amazing until we were done and I had a baby panda looking right at me!"
Guy 2: "Word."
by Ridberg69 October 28, 2011
mugGet the Baby Pandamug.

x-panda

Someone who is not Asian, but displays ancient wisdom that could only have been acquired by being of the same spirit as Ancient Taoist Scholars, Zen masters, Chinese Alchemists, or Shaolin Monks.
"The Dr. is such an x-panda"

"That white-boy can really go with the flow, he's an x-panda"

"Wait! Whoa... wu wei...." said the x-panda
by Don Nutella-esque October 13, 2011
mugGet the x-pandamug.

to kill a panda

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.
by Roachwriter March 19, 2015
mugGet the to kill a pandamug.

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