Slow bug

When someone does something dumb

You slow bug

by Oranges15162 December 1, 2020

Slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"

by Rappin James February 3, 2023

Slow

EDWINNNNNN

This mfer is slow

by Pop rocks 07 May 16, 2021

Slow

Someone who name is Calvin with a small dick

‘He acts slow so he’s definitely a Calvin”

by TheFeniusWhoFasPenis June 2, 2018

Slow Body

Meaning something is slow, dumb, or stupid.

Okay slow body

by gloforre July 17, 2025

Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.

while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow

by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010

Slow roasted local

Yourself and three of your best mates having a 4way and a couple cans, because the footies on.

"Hey what's on for the weekend?"
"Yeah nah, just have a slow roasted local, the swans are playin"

by Slow roasted local June 24, 2017