Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.

English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

by Dr. Aronson March 28, 2009

Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy

1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling

IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART

Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*

by phychosalinas November 7, 2010

National slap a teacher day

On January 23 everyone slaps one of their teachers and then leaves the class.

person 1: did you slap Mrs.Gehle for National slap a teacher day?
Person 2: No i slapped Mr.Mikecawk

by Mikecawk January 21, 2020

National slap a teacher day

May 6th

SLAP DAT TEACHER

national slap a teacher day! The day you cant slap the shit out of your least favourite teacher

by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019

Roast your teacher month

On November your gonna be able to roast your teachers and professors get ready

Student: Omg it's finally Roast your teacher month
Teacher: This month is gonna be bad for me

by School is the worst November 2, 2020

my music teacher

he kind of looks like big ed

my music teacher kind of looks like big ed. he's that hot.

by fuck-me-grande November 11, 2020

Lazy teacher syndrome

LTS is a billijim gaterson disease that he found when he was working as a nurse in a school.
He saw a teacher poop in a student from LTS

Oh shit our teacher has LTS and is shitting in jordans mouth

Lazy teacher syndrome

by U_iS-A HO;;NiGa November 25, 2018