tard fart

adj.

someone who is incredibly stupid

dude, that girl is such a tard fart!!

by Chayte Hagen November 8, 2005

Gay-tard

a gay tard is a combanation of being gay and slightly retarded. when you are a gaytard you most likley love men and the cock and at the same time have mental and/or physical dissabilitys.

-wow, that guys a fucking gaytard.
-that guys hot and a gay tard at the same time
-jason betts loves the gaytard cock.

by krisjan morrow (i am hot.) June 22, 2004

Hairy tard

a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.

"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."

"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."

"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"

by vintage tard November 2, 2004

TARD SEX

Tard sex is where to retards have sex withe each outher while making tard noises

there are 3 types of tard sex

firstly there is straight tard sex betwen a man tard and a woman tard

secondly there is homosexual tard sex between two tard men or two tard girls

thirdly there is bestiality tard sex betwen a tard man or woman and an animal

drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
is it in yet
drrr drrrr
i think so
drrrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrr
its in
drrrrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrrrrr
i came

this is tard sex

by adam wee March 1, 2010

fuck tard

see also fuck head, or retard. combine the two...and there you go.

dastardly: "what's up Ivan?"
ivan: "not a lot, fucktard"

by wolf of bergen January 1, 2004

bored tard

Contraction of "bored retard."

A mentally retarded individual who is not funny or interesting.

A retard who is also boring or a bore.

Can also describe someone on an internet bulletin board who is an annoying retard.

"The Country Squire is a bored tard."

by Attila the Horn April 30, 2005

Tard out

Is an action when you become very empty headed and Sucked into something very retarded.Such as something very Retarded but funny,Then you become caught up in it and you look sort of retarded when you play that same thing over again.

"David Was watching An episode of family guy, and i witnessed him Tard out."

by Steve-o weepingdemon boy June 11, 2006