By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.
Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
by MR_Mangler February 10, 2010
The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.
English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome
by Dr. Aronson November 10, 2008
1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling
IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART
IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART
Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*
by phychosalinas November 06, 2010
person 1: did you slap Mrs.Gehle for National slap a teacher day?
Person 2: No i slapped Mr.Mikecawk
Person 2: No i slapped Mr.Mikecawk
by Mikecawk January 21, 2020
by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019
by School is the worst November 02, 2020
LTS is a billijim gaterson disease that he found when he was working as a nurse in a school.
He saw a teacher poop in a student from LTS
He saw a teacher poop in a student from LTS
by U_iS-A HO;;NiGa November 25, 2018