A short yet efficient "wash-up" or mini-bath in which a woman washes her Pussy, Tits, and Armpits, usually after sex-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.
After her night of sex with Dude in the Blue Suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick P-T-A, and hopped in a cab home.
by noyoudidnt October 13, 2005
t = Taxi and most of them qualify as Public Service Vehicles. In the north of Ireland they are regulated by Road Transport Licensing Division of DVLNI (Department of Vehicle Licencing Northern Ireland)and DOE (Department of Environment.
Qualifications for being a t driver include -
1. Must be over 18 years of age
2. Must hold a full driving licence
3. Must be a reptutable person
4. Must be medically fit
The taxi driver's taxi must pass a PSV Inspection Test.
Qualifications for being a t driver include -
1. Must be over 18 years of age
2. Must hold a full driving licence
3. Must be a reptutable person
4. Must be medically fit
The taxi driver's taxi must pass a PSV Inspection Test.
I occasionally use a t to travel to and from Belfast. A new friend, who lives in Belfast
uses a t to travel in the opposite direction and return to her home in Belfast.
uses a t to travel in the opposite direction and return to her home in Belfast.
by Criostoir Hulme August 25, 2005
The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole, effectively dousing his anal cavity with A1 sauce...all while playing Halo 3.
Douchebag: Jesus Christ, did you see that dipshit pull a T Job ?
Asshole: No, what is it?
Douchebag: The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole?
Asshole: Fuck no, I just saw him playing Halo 3.
Asshole: No, what is it?
Douchebag: The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole?
Asshole: Fuck no, I just saw him playing Halo 3.
by Donkey Asshole 9 March 27, 2009
1. The one Supreme Being, the creator and ruler of the universe.
2. One of several deities, esp. a male deity, presiding over some portion of worldly affairs.
3. The Supreme Being, understood as Life, Truth, Love, Mind, Soul, Spirit, Principle.
4. An image of a deity; an idol.
2. One of several deities, esp. a male deity, presiding over some portion of worldly affairs.
3. The Supreme Being, understood as Life, Truth, Love, Mind, Soul, Spirit, Principle.
4. An image of a deity; an idol.
Yo, I heard T-Diddy was once abandoned in the middle of the woods for 6 months alone and survived only by eating his own feces, and drinking his own urine, which in fact, is not feces or urine, because he shits out filet mignon, and his urine consists of 100% pure Crystal Champagne. Oh, and for pure entertainment, he wrestled alligators and snakes.
by My name is T-Diddy September 04, 2007
A condition that is caused by heavily drinking alcohol.
Symptoms:
-Your arms curl up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a retarded T-Rex dinosaur.
- Staring off into oblivion
- unable to speak a clear modern language
This condition was made famous by a man named Pat Brister from the small mountain town of Granite Falls, Washington.
Symptoms:
-Your arms curl up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a retarded T-Rex dinosaur.
- Staring off into oblivion
- unable to speak a clear modern language
This condition was made famous by a man named Pat Brister from the small mountain town of Granite Falls, Washington.
by Danathan Burton October 13, 2008
"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.
by MidnightBarrier November 09, 2010
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