stringpincher

a derogatory term used for a member of the male sex with a long, thin member (see needledick). The word has the added effect of implying that the person also masturbates.

"i bet he's a total stringpincher- but i guess that's better than choking the chode."

by aila August 30, 2005

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string salmon

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.

"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"

by cre8tv August 5, 2008

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STRING CHEESEeezy

The coolest person ever to hit the rap industry. Shes fresh, stringy, and looks like toma. STRING CHEEZEE

String CheeseEEZY is soo cool! She is so stringy

by fresh to death31232454 December 8, 2010

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When a person shoves any kind of string, regardless of thickness, through the crack of another and then pulls it out without any kind of warning.

This is also applicable to vaginas when done to a woman.

*Does a string rape to someone in his sleep*
String Rape Victim: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK! That felt awkward!
Rapist: You are welcome!

by Cocostix October 16, 2011

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Springsteen Day Adventist

Members of the cult that follows Bruce Springsteen (they bypassed being mere fans (read: having a trace of rational thought) long ago) who think anything BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE does is genius and without fault.

"'Springsteen did 'I Wanna Be Sedated' and improved on that crap group The Ramones' original,' the Springsteen Day Adventist informed me."

"The Springsteen Day Adventist balled his fists at me and said, 'Shut up! He may live in a gated house, but Springsteen is still a man of the people!'"

"'Your gay,' typed the Springsteen Day Adventist to a negative comment about The Boss posted on YouTube, demonstrating that not even adhering to proper spelling got in the way of his devotion to BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE."

by Ass "T. Rex" DeGaul February 27, 2014

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