jack squat

Don't know nothing, a person's iq about someone else is 0.

The assistant front end manager, don't know crap about me, she is just another idiot who wants to get me in trouble.

by Saints September 22, 2003

squat and shake

1. to take a piss and then shake off the rest of it still on your body.
2. refers to the female pissin in the woods

I'm gonna go squat and shake

by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003

squassum

A squirrel that lies in the road playing dead. Derived from the like actions of opossums.

A squirrel that darts in front of your car and "freezes" in order that the driver swerves to miss the poor "dead" creature. Name applies to both alive and dead squassums.

by Carl Discher March 30, 2005

squat to piss

A disparaging,sexist metaphor likening male behavior to female behavior. A dearth of balls.

Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?

Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.

Dude,you squat to piss.

by Indian Larry March 20, 2010

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

butternut squash

when a girl deep throats an entire stick of butter then pukes it on a guys nuts then punches him in the balls

"Keith said if she pukes that stick of butter on a guys nuts and punches him in the balls its called a butternut squash."

by funkykeith May 29, 2017

squat

to crap

man... get outta the bathroom! I gotta take a huge squat!

by steve-o December 5, 2002