Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
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by Spank Daddy Canada December 29, 2024
The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.
by Turbulentcucumber August 04, 2022
The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
by BoogalooBastard February 17, 2021
Spank demes are amazing!
Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.
Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.
Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
by GaylorOrJamoosee October 09, 2017
by InukiSukme July 11, 2021
when a vegan masturbates
by TheLemonadeStand June 20, 2021