South Asian Shovel

A sub set of dogging involving a scat fetish and a van.

I went to a car park in Cheltenham last night and saw a 70 year man perform the South Asian Shovel on his partner in the back of Transit

South Asian Shovel by anonymous February 1, 2026

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water by QuacksO November 22, 2021

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat

Phrase said by individuals, often conservative, to make it seem like they do not completely dislike those part of the LGBTQ community, although this is normally not the case.

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat!

Don't make me stand for the national anthem then.

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat by retsuko67 February 12, 2026