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Sheep

People who lack self-awareness. People who scroll mindlessly through social media. People who shop instead of study. People who follow the conversations of celebrities. People who remain uneducated about where we came from, a rather recent history in the course of the Universe. People who spend their lives watching NetFlix shows (however complex they may be). People who spend more time in front of a screen than a face. People who blindly believe the government's lies. People who just want to be famous.
Sheep tend to spend their lives on the internet because it instantly gratifies their "id"- the part of our mind that demands pleasure.
by ControversialClaire May 15, 2016
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Sheep

A fluffy animal that is also, very smart and sticks with its flock. It is a animal that if you stare in its eyes you feel better about something. Don't know what
I love sheep
by Google Define February 6, 2018
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Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.
Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.
by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012
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Top Sheep

A girl with purple hair who is just the best at everything, honestly ;)
Person 1: Look, Amys dyed her hair purple!
Person 2: Yeah, I guess thats because shes the top sheep!
by Matt Badcock May 19, 2012
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sheep-leading

Something which Jim Sterling, in his infinite wisdom, has pointed out as being shit.
Jim: "Dear Esther is so fucking sheep-leading."
by Slab Bulkchest July 28, 2012
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sheep shagger alison

a term for a woman who has sex on regular occasions with sheep
by george ingham March 3, 2011
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Sheep

Sheep is someone that does sheep tings.
He don’t want to drive? Sheep tings.
by Sheepsmum November 22, 2021
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