On Shane

similar to "no cap", "on my mama", or "on God"... used when you are swearing something to be true because Shane is the realest mfer out there

Friend: "These girls on Tinder are fake gas."

You: "On Shane."

by sandbox17 August 18, 2025

Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee

1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"

by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008

shane pinto

professional mouse clicker who wastes time playing game such as dota 2

man I need to get more productive in life and stop being a "shane pinto" these days

by lolz March 10, 2017

Shane

"Shane" is a handsome blue-eyed man who has no problem telling people how he truly feels about something. If you are ever in need of a true friend, somebody who will have your back no matter what, then please, find yourself a Shane.

Shane was there for me when I needed somebody their most.

by grannyfeckers November 13, 2022

Shane

Shane is the man of your dreams. He is thoughtful, sweet, funny, gorgeous, and so sexy. If he gets to love you he will worship you like there’s not tomorrow. Shane has the most beautiful green eyes, and a charming smile. He has a loving personality and cares deeply about his friends. But don’t you dare cross him, or he’ll lose all respect for you. A gym rat and a strong physique add the cherry on top. You will never find someone like him.

Wow, did you see Shane yesterday, he looked like a snack.
Shane took me to dinner and then spoiled me to death!!

by SuNsH1n36970 November 23, 2021

shane coles

He's IRREPLACEABLE, a collectable, just like FINE CHINA!! 💙💙💙

You know you've got it ALL when you have Shane Coles.

by Yours forever, K March 1, 2018

Shane

A tall, handsome man with distinct features. He is intelligent and hard working. He is looking for his Queen and when he finds her he will take the two of them to erotic and passionate places together. The two of them will grow together intimately and help one another find their inner sexual pleasure points. He has a cool calmness about him in everyday life but in bed he is a Stallion. He adores his Queen and caters to her needs.

Shane passionately kissed her on the mouth while she shoved her tongue in his mouth his dick began to throb.

by Stiffy_theStifone May 4, 2022