Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.

Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”

by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Sweet Chocolate Starfish

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.

4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*

by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023

Reece’s pieces starfish

A series of events to which a person will take a shit, let it crust, and rub peanut butter in their asshole. Another individual will then eat their ass out as if they were eating Reece’s pieces.

Cristian: I just finished taking a shit and now I’m gonna shove peanut butter up my ass!

Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!

by Reece’s pieces May 6, 2024

Down under chocolate starfish cut kiss

This is the kinda kiss u give your partner or friend when u get a cut somewhere. It is when u get ur but hole and kiss the cut with your chocolate starfish making the cut brown and red.

Hey honey can I have a down under chocolate starfish cut kiss

by bob the builderfdf February 4, 2026

The Siskiyou Starfish

When you lay down on your back and have the local whore lick your butthole. When your close to finishing your grip her head in a leg lock so she can't pull away or speak and scream " you have the right to remain silent" over and over while her husband watches.

Man last night I can't believe Kendra let me give her the Siskiyou starfish.

by Machxerro March 6, 2025