Long, thick rubber

An innuendo for a dildo

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."

by Kyrian2008 November 17, 2023

rubber-toed

someone who is not as smart as you

he is rubber-toed compared to me at math

by T-mobile November 10, 2008

Rubber Ducky

When you fuck a girl in the shower with a condom full of water and the squeaky sound reminds you of a rubber ducky from your childhood.

Yo dude, I rubber ducky'd Becky yesterday.

by EdnGrace December 22, 2018

Rubber daddy

A daddy made of rubber.

"When you look at your dildo and you think.... rubber daddy."

by Dri lil December 19, 2020

rubber it

Scottish slang word for ignoring something or someone.

Johnny says, "Wanna go to the cinema tonight?

Jimmy replies, "Naw, i'm gonna rubber it mate, canna be arsed."

by Scotty2890 January 29, 2016

Rubber Band

“Rubber band” or “rubber banding”

A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.

him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up”

her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”

by biggoon July 4, 2022

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022