Briarcliffe College in Patchogue

The dryest college in the county. If you'd like to burn away your money on tuition, this is the place. It's a very cold place with computers that are slow, printers that don't work, and the cafeteria is seperated by three gangs; Business, Graphic Design, and those kids that play kid card games. There's always that awkward moment where noobs of the college take your spot on the couch in the cafe, and they also ask how to turn on their computer. They kick you if you have a weak immune system against disease. Also known as Byer-cliffe. Plus, they have AIDS. Not the good kind. The bad kind. You can't take out any books from the library. There's also an IT guy named Joe who is probably the best staff person you'll meet. They have Canadian-Georgia teachers who know that it's a good thing for small favors. If you're coming in, you better have an ID. You may sprite yourself. They have professors with life long lessons to teach you. Summer semesters are killer when you have 16 weeks of work in 7 weeks. They have professors with Nigerian accents. Briarcliffe has almost never seen an asian or a Snow Day. Do you have off on Election Day? They don't. They don't ever have off until Thanksgiving or Christmas, and Christmas is because the semester ends before it. Welcome to the world of Briarcliffe.

Mike: Hey, don't you go to Briarcliffe College in Patchogue?
Nick: That depends. Did you see me sprite myself?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Am I shivering cold in my jacket?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Yes, I am from Briarcliffe.

by The Fucking Road November 10, 2011

Putchacho

A puto and a muchacho put together (endearing)

“Ayy que onda putchacho.. ¿donde están las flaquitas?”

by Señor de los lodos April 19, 2023

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010

Patch-Eye

A term used to describe a man who wears an eye patch. Typically used in Compton and other Urban areas. Only the most hood and badass people use this term.

Gangsta 1: I heard that guy beat up Steve

Gangsta 2: Which one?

Gangsta 1: Zach, the one with the Patch-Eye

by Mario is pronounced like Wario April 22, 2011

Pitch Brown

The act of taking a crap with the lights off.

Taking a pitch brown is probably the most relaxing thing I've ever done.

by ssspencerrr October 15, 2011

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

Pitch-A-Bitch

1- When someone is throwing a temper tantrum.
2- A person that has a hard time controlling their anger.

(1) Why is Amy "pitching-a-bitch"? She caught her husband cheating with a man.
(2)Amy will always "pitch-a-bitch" when she gets mad or angry.

by Lee'RoyMeatback December 14, 2015