pump one out

To take a fast shit.

I'll catch up with you guys, I just need to pump one out.

by refugee July 13, 2004

Butt Pump

A device, generally electric powered, that assists one in excavating/evacuating feces from the rectum. Most models come with a hose and a number of adapters to fit various anal openings. Commercial Series models are found at some rest stops along Interstates to aid constipated travelers.

"All that bran got my colon pretty backed up - Damn good thing I had my Butt Pump to suck out all that hard, stuck crap."

by Harvey B. January 27, 2009

club pump

the act of, or result of lifting weights or exercising (pushups, pull ups, etc.) right before going out to a bar or club with the desire to engorge your muscles with blood, or produce a pump, in order to temporarily make them larger in order to impress the opposite sex.

I got my club pump on before I went out.

by J1HittaQuitta April 19, 2004

pump yo breaks

to be cool, calmn down, or watch what you say.

Hold on cuz, pump yo breaks before I hurt you!

by CHITOWN'S FINEST October 24, 2004

Pump Cover

A heavy type of jacket you wear during the start of your workout to build sweat and typically take off to boost ur workout.

Automatically means you had a harder workout than everyone else.

Wow his pump cover came off and his muscles look so big, ‘must be cause he’s getting the hardest on his work out.’

by The president of the Smartest February 28, 2022

Pumped Up Kicks

Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room he won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid
Yeah, he found a six shooter gun
In his dad's closet, in a box of fun things
And I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet

Daddy works a long day
He's coming home late, yeah, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
Then say your hair's on fire
You must have lost your wits, yeah
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 7, 2021

Smelly Pumpkins

On the MMORPG RuneScape, when the discontinued holiday item, pumpkin, is about to crash in price or is in the middle crashing, it is said to be smelly.

Noob1: hey u plz by dese m8
Zezima: No, I don't want your smelly pumpkins noob.

by poobumbob August 12, 2009