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Mako Poisoning

Mako Poisoning is a phenomenon when people (usually white) visit or move to South East Asia and they become so enamored with the country and fail to see the negatives. It also includes deflecting or denying any type of criticism of said and saying "this could happen anywhere" or "if it was in America they would just get shot instead."
My friend has some serious Mako Poisoning he said Vietnam he still loves Vietnam after they got denied from a hospital after an accident.

I don't have Mako poisoning Vietnam really does have better infrastructure than America.

I realized my coworkers have Mako poisoning when they told me Vietnam has better hygiene than America.

Do I have Mako Poisoning if I think laws in Thailand protect children more than they do in America.
by Namissoamazing August 19, 2023
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Hypnotic poison

You smell so good”
“Thanks, Im wearing hypnotic poison”
by Zalgo August 27, 2023
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Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates
Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”
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Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.
Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.
by EdelweissPirat August 10, 2024
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Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.
Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
by aefirstorm August 11, 2024
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The poison

The poison for Kuzco.

the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?
by Mr. Enderman February 3, 2024
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Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.
Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.
by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023
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