Porn Crusader

Some one who's whole life and purpose seems to be to download and sample pornography they talk about it all the time and quite simply drive you crazy

"My mate steve is a porn crusader he has a 200 gig hard drive full of porn."

"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"

by Lilikin March 3, 2005

porn bomb

when one is bombarded with a ridiculous amount of porn.

when one's mind is disturbed beyond hospitality because they have been bombed with nasty porn.

Like two girls one cup over nine-thousand times crack to the millionth power.

When you open an email from an unknown person, and a torrent of the nastiest porn anyone has ever seen or imagined, and kind of saturates every file on your computer...

"holy shit! Look at at that mother fuckin porn bomb"

"holy shit! i wish i hadnt..."

"whats wrong with him?"

*shivering* "so...much....porn...i dont want to go back searge...i don't what to go back..."
2 hours later...
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im sorry...he got some massive porn shrapnel everywhere...we couldnt stop his eyes from bleeding...
im sorry...

by The Imikai December 21, 2008

porn syrup

Another word for cum or some thing that has to do with cum

I pulled out and shot a big load of porn syrup all over her back.

by By Camel Toe Joe April 3, 2006

porn brain

A brain, usually human and male, wired to orgasm only to pixelated imagery or memories. The first stage is less wood and delayed ejaculation with real women. Some men have mismatched libidos with their partner and this can help. But being unable to jack off without porn and erectile dysfunction can happen in extreme cases, so test yourself without porn regularly!

Even though my wife likes to have sex less often than me, she's really cool about my porn brain.

by IceHouse939 August 18, 2013

porn guilt

The act of Masturbating, and once you have reached maximum pleasure... You instantly feel ashamed/guilty for this act. This is called Porn Guilt!

'I watched some filthy porn at the weekend, once I had cum, I couldn't even think about what I did.... Pure Porn Guilt'

by millyP April 12, 2014

Porn Star Relationship

Masturbating to internet pornography involving only one porn star. Masturbating to any other porn star constitutes cheating.

"Are you strumming over Sasha Grey AGAIN?"

"Yeah, I'm in a porn star relationship with her and I'm not about to cheat."

by Bobby Gigi May 15, 2009

Porn Addict

A man who doesn't think he is addicted to porn. However, he loves porn and cannot stop watching it.

Man! My friend Jonathan is a porn addict! He says he is not, but holy he watches the crap out of that porn. He almost broke the internet!

by YaBoi696969 November 26, 2014