little bit player

A guy who pretends he gets a lot of ass to make up for having a tiny pecker

"dude, I hooked up with the hottest snatch today. Shes gonna remember me forever."
"yeah she'll remember your little bit player"

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Kiss a tennis player day

It's a National kiss a tennis player day, it's happening on every month's 1st day.

guy 1: Oh, it's a new month again
guy 2: hell yes, it's kiss a tennis player day!

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plays the same fucking game all the time and spends their money from their mom's credit card to get good.

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like big dick energy, but related to brass and jazz band. absolute confidence. no fear.

man that blues solo was kind of choppy but his lead trumpet player energy sold it

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A day when a girl had to kiss a football player and tell them something they like about them

October 6

It’s kiss a football player day gi kiss him he deserves it

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On Rocket League, someone that is good at the game without even using boost.

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On December 3 it’s kiss a basketball player day, find a basketball player and kiss em.

Hey what day is it? It’s National kiss a basketball player day!

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