Jizzed in my pants

what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.

when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

by bagelbailey June 7, 2009

Captain Tight Pants

AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".

An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.

Example 1 -

Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants

Example 2 -

Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!

by Neroli April 21, 2008

White Pants

White pants are a sign of surrender, much like a white flag. A person wearing white pants is signaling to everyone that they are surrendering their butt, for anal plundering and exploration.

She wore white pants for the first time to signal to her bf she was anally surrendering to him.

by Blackest Dragon April 22, 2015

pecker pants

Pecker pants are track pants that are worn pulled up high so they are floods, then showing the guys cock flopping around and he walks

Hey Dad, I see your wearing your pecker pants today

by dj stussy June 11, 2006

Rape pants

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.

Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?

Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.

Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.

by friend of dookie of skeetrvile December 14, 2010

you're a pants

Derogitory insult. Typically used to confuse and/or annoy those found to be confusing or annoying.

"Hank, you're a pants, now shut up and go away."

by Chu April 21, 2005

giddy in the pants

said when somebody sexually turns you on, they make you giddy in the pants

He is so sexy, he makes me giddy in the pants.

by toee March 1, 2007