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National Hug you pet day

Hug you pet and if you don’t have a pet get one!
National hug you pet day is a day to hug your pet
by Kittyhehehe December 7, 2019
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Pet Tooth

When you got a big old fangle fuck sticking out your mouth with your mouth closed. Then you open your mouth and that's the only thing I see other than your gums, you got pet tooth.
A bro. Did you see that girl she had a pet tooth man? She gave the best tooth I ever had. It was better than a gummer.
by Drbigbuds1 July 15, 2025
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Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.
God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.
by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024
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pet peeze

An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time
by Logically_25 March 13, 2016
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The Next Pet Rock

quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.
She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.
by postmenopausal September 19, 2015
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Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.
My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!
by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023
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Frix's pet orca

Frix's pet orca is an orca who is pretty cool if I do say so myself
Frix's pet orca is cool!
by FrixisMC2 December 7, 2021
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