late night club penguin masturbation

When you go on Club penguin and get aroused by the female penguins and masturbate to them at night.

o fuk tht penguin is 1 hot piece of sheeit, mmm, im gonna return and pull Late Night Club Penguin Masturbation

on u babe

by Musicgod14 February 9, 2014

rock star penguin teste-blitz

A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.

Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*

by fubsish August 10, 2009

Club Penguin Rewritten

A cheap rip-off of one of the best games ever

PenguinA: I was playing club penguin rewritten last night
PenguinB: You were playing the cheap rip-off of the best game ever in disgusted
PenguinA/ You’re just jealous cause we did it in the sea

by Clubpenguincanfuckme July 22, 2018

Word Sauce Mc Dope Penguins

Used as a term of acknowledgement or agreement. Can be used to substitute the words "okay" or "yeah".

Grant: Meet me at the library, I'll be there soon.
Adam: Word sauce mc dope penguins.

by WhoopWhoopWhoopWhooooop June 22, 2011

penguin shit ass monger

1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!

Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF

by It's AP! May 16, 2006

Mexican brick weed penguin head

This little shit right here 🐧

Shit, here comes Mexican brick weed penguin head again, that bodyless fucker always stinks like Mexican brick weed.

by MistahCheeks August 10, 2016

Penguin Defence Force (PDF)

The Penguin Defense Force (PDF) is a highly-skilled aquatic warfare unit created during the Falklands war of 1982. The unit mainly consisted of a small group of elite operators trained by British Royal Marines.

The Original Role of the PDF was to defend the Falkland Islands alongside the Britsh Troops during the 10-week conflict between British and Argentinian Troops. This unit of men now no longer exists, although members can still be found to this day

"Shall we push forward? "

"No, let's wait for the Penguin Defence Force (PDF) to clear the shores!"

by Writer098787976 February 12, 2021