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Parentaganda

Sensationalist coverage of "trends" happening among teenagers to scare the shit out of their parents. Although occurences of these "trends" are totally infrequent and not really an actual thing in the adolescent community, parentaganda usually results in higher ratings for these slow-news-day reporters and annoying, awkwardly posed questions from concerned parents to their kids.
Mom: "Sweetheart...are you and your boyfriend/girlfriend sexting?"
You: "No mom, thats just a bunch of parentaganda."

Parents: "Son, we need to talk to you about the dangers of choking yourself while masturbating."
You: "OH GOD, NO! WHY, PARENTAGANDA, WHY?!?"
by Hellomissbone August 7, 2011
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parenthsmilies

while typing a message to someone, to include information between two smilies, each with the mouth facing a different direction
brenda: mike said he'll go on a date with me (: and maybe come over after :) next tuesday

erin: nice use of parenthsmilies girl! it adds to the effect of that big news
by mike hunt96 December 29, 2009
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PARtential

When a young chap shows a promising amount of talent in the Par area, like a Tempa T padawan of sorts.
Weak par: (0 PARtential)

Reece- "You need to clean your mirror swifty blud.. got BARE SMUDGES"

Joey- "Man.. that is weak"

Decent par: (Showing PARtential)

Reece- "Bruv you're so dark, I can't see your hairline"

Joey- "cuzzy you got some PARtential there, snm"
by ParJedi May 7, 2011
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Kobe Bryant Parenting

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.
My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.
by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020
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Parenthisis

"(" or ")"
"That which is put in parenthisis can (not) be ignored"
by Satan December 16, 2002
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Fairly Jerk-Parents

what "Fairly Odd-Parents" is referred to by avid fans of Catdog
a prime example of this would be a 30-year-old man named Waggytoon

...in fact, he's the ONLY example.
by DarkMatter October 8, 2004
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pariente

pariente got 18 percent on the math test
by coolboyabc123456def April 5, 2018
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