Egg Inserter

The act of inserting an egg in your anal, cracking it open, and frying it for your breakfast.

I used the Egg Inserter method to make my breakfest

by Kappa 3 2 1 September 23, 2015

savage egg

A rude, cruel individual that has no self respect and no morals

Eliza is such a savage egg!
I know how savage! D:

by Giraffesaurus Rex September 1, 2016

Egg Succr

Referring to an individual named Kevin who, on his free time, does a succ on all of the eggs he can

Person 1: Dude what happened to all of my eggs?!
Person 2: I bet the egg succr got ahold of them

by Not an egg succr April 29, 2019

Finch Eggs

The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.

Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."

by ron69becky May 18, 2017

salt the eggs

impregnate a woman

Oh I hear Jimmy and Jamilla really want a baby, so Jimmy 's been trying hard to salt the eggs

by legalizeRanchNumberTwo February 7, 2017

Bread Eggs

A breakfast food of the Southern Heritage that consists of bread dipped in eggs then fried to a golden brown. Served with syrup.

Hey Connie , time to eat, Mama made Bread Eggs for breakfast.

by Ms Kitty Lorraine December 31, 2019

revenge eggs

Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.

Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.

Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.

by Weaselbrom March 24, 2008