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air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.
I jerked it so much I had an air jizz
by Small dick chase April 23, 2020
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Jizz Cat

An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.
Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"

Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."
by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010
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jizz paste

Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste
by That dud July 2, 2017
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jizz jazz

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz
by the tonk god July 29, 2021
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anal jizz

when your doctor hates you and routes your urethra to your ass so you now jizz out of your ass.
thanks to my doctor i now have anal jizz
by A_001 June 3, 2017
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Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold
My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities
by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020
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jizz latte

When you cum in a girl and you keep fucking her and you beat your jizz to a foamy frothy mess
I left your mom with a hot jizz latte this morning
by gjac March 11, 2015
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