Murder noodle

A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.

Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.

by random710 May 31, 2021

Noodle banged

Noodle banged Getting fucked with a limp dick

Bryce: "Hey Jeremy how as last night ... was she ya know .. good ? " Jeremy: "uh I mean Bryce I noodled banged her dude " Noodle banged

by Pine guy October 7, 2017

Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.

Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"

by BobLee173 May 16, 2016

Yenny noodle

The most perfect person anyone could ask for. She’s so cute and kind and helpful. When she takes her clothes off she’s sexy af and can make anyone wet. Her fingers and tongue are unbelievable. She has the ability to make anyone happy and is very unique

You’re my favourite yenny noodle

by Lmao I’m gay June 23, 2019

nub noodle

A word used over the interwebz, describing asians as noobs.

omg dude, jesung-woi tung just re-rolled a wizard, lawl, wut a nub noodle!

by [rhys] January 9, 2008

Goo Noodle

Noun; limp dick full of slick

Wow what an impressive goo noodle
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite

by HansGrubah January 15, 2021

Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019