smokin' the bear

An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.

Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.

by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007

Keir Bear

Keir Bear is the beautifullest, coolest, and nicest person ever. You’ll be lucky to befriend one or even find one in the wild. They are very sensitive at first but will warm up to you rather quickly if your cool. Keir Bears are very ✨aesthetic✨ And look like they came straight from Pinterest because that’s how perfect they are. Go find yourself a Keir Bear, it can only do good. <3

Person 1: Who’s your bestie?
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best

PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3

by FERNSMILEYFACE April 27, 2022

lil' bear

Someone who finds themselves in situations that are simultaneously hilarious and inexplicably cute. Simply put, the most adorable of creatures.

True to form, lil' bear didn't realize that a copious amount of honey was dripping down her legs.

by dangerbru November 14, 2010

Ricey Bear

Your best friend whose last name happens to be Rice

Ricey Bear is not only the best chiropractor in the world, he is my bestie.

by rbrice December 14, 2021

bear strength

Brute force that someone uses to lift or move a person or thing when all else fails. Putting all of your speed and power onto something until getting the desired results. Usually ending in some kind of painful injury.

My chevy ran out of gas so I used my bear strength to push it halfway to a gas station, but i had to call my bros to do push it the rest of the way cuz I pulled something in my back.

by Average Bobby June 30, 2009

trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit

karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.

Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!

by Geltick January 21, 2018