Noah

He is the weirdest person you will meet in middle school. Yet EVERYONE(yes even the boys-) has a DAMNED CRUSH ON HIM!!! He's hispanic, curly haired, wears the "fAnCy" glasses. He is also the guy that's like-"Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship right now..." GOOD JOB!

Simp1- hey Noah..
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

by Melly Jelly March 9, 2023

Noah'd

Getting Noah'd: the act of getting beat live on discord call by one's parent/ family member. Often happens whilst gaming or just chatting at night.

Daniel: "Damn dude he's getting Noah'd"
Noah: "Distant sounds of getting beat"

by NutYeti April 4, 2023

Noah Canada

A person with a whole lotta freedom in his stomach, and enjoys doing the truffle shuffle with a big coke and some nacho cheese Doritos.

“Dang that Noah Canada guy is really funny”

by DrewCRZYYYYY April 21, 2023

Noah Carter

To be gluten free, speed walk, and throw 80 poo

Did you see that kid give up that homerun? What a Noah Carter.

by EdmondOKC April 27, 2023

Noah Lynch (Big Red)

Fat cunt

Shut the fuck up Noah lynch (Big Red)

by Adam Ahern July 17, 2023

Noah

noah is the most amazing person ever. This boy will make you forget about anything else that has ever happened. he makes the rest of the world quiet and if for some reason it wont he will make it all shut up, so you can be at utter peace. this boy will change the world for you and he is the sweetest, most loving boy on earth. you can never stay mad at him because he is your whole entire world. he protects you from others and always asks you if you are okay because thats what he cares about the most. I hope he sees this one day, so he knows how much i love him because he means the absolute world to me and words can't describe how much of an impact he has made on my life and now he is my life and forever will be❤️

i love noah glew
today
tomorrow
forever <3

by beckyjessmonto August 22, 2023

noah

noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please

noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023