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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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I never lied

And the people come into the gas station you are trying to imprison me in to tell me that they know...
Hym "I never lied. You stole. You lied and are lying. What you are doing as incest cultists is deciding internally what is fact and fiction (a priori) and then promoting 'the opposite of what you don't want be true' explicitly and if DOING THAT gets a all killed... That's GOOD because the bible says that Armageddon is SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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never diss the wang

phrase uttered many a times by a legendary man of the name kai; meaning remains unclear
I told you, never diss the wang.
by johnhall123 May 22, 2023
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nep is never sus

when nep is not sus but Nep is sus
romebutjoke-o's#2007: nep is never sus.... but Nep is sus
by a random dummy January 19, 2021
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queen never cry

the act of no longer crying because you are a queen. if you are told queen never cry you must STOP to serve serious cunt
baby: crying
mother: queen never cry
baby: 👿
by charlottesays November 24, 2024
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Cord-nevers

One who is not, and would not countenance being, attached by cord to any electronic device. Strictly wireless as a matter of principle.
Cord-nevers look down on cord-cutters, who look down on landliners, who look down on TV-setters, who look down on AOL-addressees like me.
by Mariah Lifer April 23, 2018
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