Natural Disaster

Sibling: *Destroys your room out of rage*
You to your friend: I had to deal with a natural disaster today.
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Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
by Benny Walker October 10, 2011
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natural perm

Hair that is naturally wavy or curly. This term is used by people with naturally wavy hair to belittle people who get perms.
Josh has a natural perm. I get a perm just to get what he has naturally.
by tomdeeds January 30, 2024
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Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body
Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.
by Keeton1229 May 25, 2011
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natural

A fetish someone is born with
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Natural

In accordance to how living things are evolved to function
ex 1: It is natural to favor your own kind!

ex 2: Incest is unnatural because it produces defective offspring
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Naturals

Natives of an area.
You didn't lose the favor of the naturals if you never had it in the first place.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
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