midnight

the middle of the night

"It's never midnight in God's ass hole."
"When the night was half-way done, it was midnight."
"I smoked a joint at midnight"

by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020

midnight depression

when someone stays up late at night and gets depressed the longer they stay up.by midnight the person is already thinking if they have any true friends and wishing they could do over everything. however in the next morning after they sleep the person gets extremely happy to be around and loves there friends.

Man i got midnight depression last night, i don't know what was happening with me.

by KrivRedDragon July 8, 2020

midnight voyage

A midnight walk turns to sex in the bathtub

Hey Tom heard you had a midnight voyage with Susan last night

by Pussy popping punk July 15, 2020

midnight snacks

exercising as i like to call it

i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks

by greenghost110 September 15, 2020

midnight forum

A midnight forum is a forum wich is often used on hours close to midnight and usually talk about "dark" topics anonymously

P1:They say that there's a secret agency dedicated to find aliens among us
P2:No way, where did you read that?
P1:On a midnight forum, probably it's gone by now

by Alecced October 23, 2020

Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020

Midnight Heed

Australian Labor or Cross-bench politician who likes to hang out at a seedy motel and ply their craft at Midnight to journalists for a mention of their name on their blog or newspaper column.

"He, like the girls, seems to be reading this blog and paying midnight heed."

by Australian Liberal Party December 5, 2012