nasal masturbation

Sticking a Q-tip in one's nose to tickle the inner nose and induce sneezing, usually in order to clear a stuffy nose.

I had a severely stuffed nose, but a bit of nasal masturbation cleared it right up!

by andrewc513 October 8, 2010

Masturbating Lion

1. A yoga-like pose assumed in similar fashion to yoga's "gate pose" but with the hand in the crotch region. Mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he assumes. Thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride.

Dude: Do you see how drunk that dude is?

Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!

Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!

by Richard Swallow June 14, 2011

mexican masturbation

The same as titty fucking. Apparently a slang used in Romania.

Mexican masturbation is so much eaiser when she has 38Ds.

by unholydarkness September 14, 2006

Pool of Masturbation

A giant orgy, a large pool in which one masturbates. "Jump into a pool of masturbation" means to start masturbating.

Yeah screw you Jill" Tom said " I rather go jump into that pool of masturbation over there

by GodAlmightySatan June 3, 2010

Masturbation station

Noun : masturbation station he/she masturbates to the point that they are more a machine masturbating than a regular human.

" I masturbated so furiously I was like a masturbation station"

by Skullcapp June 25, 2017

Mind-masturbation

The act of mind-fucking yourself

Mind-masturbation:
Kevin: Yo I just mind fucked you!
Josh: Nah, I mind fucked you, so its like you were mind-masturbating
Kevin.... -mind blown-

by dcember3092 February 18, 2011

Habitual masturbator

Pertaining to a 'habit' of masturbation.
Also pertains to 'habitat,' per example of inability to masturbate outside of own habitat/ surrounding.
Although voyeurs may exhibit a 'habit' of masturbation, non-voyeurs are unable to exhibit 'habitual' masturbation traits.
'Habitat' defines the ability to masturbate in a certain place, and/or the inability to do so in another.
'Habit' defines 'Chronic masturbation.'

Sharon Stone's character Carly Norris in the movie: Sliver, is a habitual masturbator on account of her chronic masturbation in the shower. She exhibits a habit of chronic masturbation within the comfortable confinements of her own habitat.

Chronic and/or excessive masturbation.
Voyeurism.

by 1mp3rial January 1, 2012