by Jamie October 28, 2004
Get the Leapin' Lesbiansmug. One day I came home from work and found my girlfriend, Rachel lying on the sofa using a dildo to matstrabate with lesbian porn playing on the tv. I slowly started to get wetter until I turned off the tv and came over to Rachel. We started making out then we stood up as she pulled down my panties and my skirt and ate me out giving me a massive orgasim. She stopped as I took of her shirt but quickly resumed. I reached forward over Rachel to take off her bra. She stood up and took off my shirt and bra. I then started to take off her skirt and panties so we were both naked.
I grabbed the dildo that Rachel had left on the sofa. I lay down and started to dildo fuck myself because I knew that it made her cum even more. She then took the dildo out of my vagina then lay on top of me as we started to grind our wet pussies against each other, making a slapping noise. We were making out at the same time, my tongue intertwined with Rachel’s. She got up and came back with our vibrator then turned it on and gave it to me. She lay in my place as I shoved the vibrator up her wet pussy. Rachel started to moan loudly and I knew she was getting a huge orgasim, so I kept on doing it the same.
When I eventually stopped Rachel sat up and started to play with and lick my big tits I did the same to her before we fell asleep in each others arms.
It was the best lesbian sex I’ve ever had and when we woke up the next morning we repeated it again.
I grabbed the dildo that Rachel had left on the sofa. I lay down and started to dildo fuck myself because I knew that it made her cum even more. She then took the dildo out of my vagina then lay on top of me as we started to grind our wet pussies against each other, making a slapping noise. We were making out at the same time, my tongue intertwined with Rachel’s. She got up and came back with our vibrator then turned it on and gave it to me. She lay in my place as I shoved the vibrator up her wet pussy. Rachel started to moan loudly and I knew she was getting a huge orgasim, so I kept on doing it the same.
When I eventually stopped Rachel sat up and started to play with and lick my big tits I did the same to her before we fell asleep in each others arms.
It was the best lesbian sex I’ve ever had and when we woke up the next morning we repeated it again.
by HotFuckingLesbian November 29, 2017
Get the Lesbian sexmug. stereotype that a girl who has not taken lesbian 101 has not yet had a real lesbian experience. the stereotype is that the first time a girl really goes for another girl they will fall ridiculiously head over heels in love/infatuation, mixing up the pleasure of having sex with a girl/being in a female relationship/having a crush on a girl with being with THAT specific girl. especially a problem when one girl/lesbian/bi/queer female seduces/becomes involved with/is accused of seducing a girl who's never done anything with a girl before. ties into the joke: "what do lesbians bring on a second date? a uhaul." in that girls who are completing lesbian 101 may fall prone to overcommitment in the excitement of experiencing their first lesbian love. although sometimes lesbian 101 experiences can work out, like it's heterosexual counter part "frist love" it typically ends passionately and messily. completing lesbian 101 does not mean that you will major in women's studies, or to put it bluntly, become a lesbian.
jamie: hey amie! i hear you've got a moho girlfriend now, how's that workin out?
amie: oh my god she's amaaaaaaaaazing! i love her so much! i mean i know we've only been 3 days but i know she's the one! she, like, completes me! i've already picked out the name of our adopted children! and god is the sex mind blowing!!!
jamie:... dude, you are totally taking lesbian 101. have fun with that...
julie: yeah, so i really like this new chick lucy but uh...i'm afraid she hasn't taken lesbian 101, and i totally don't want to mess with that, you know?
amie: oh my god she's amaaaaaaaaazing! i love her so much! i mean i know we've only been 3 days but i know she's the one! she, like, completes me! i've already picked out the name of our adopted children! and god is the sex mind blowing!!!
jamie:... dude, you are totally taking lesbian 101. have fun with that...
julie: yeah, so i really like this new chick lucy but uh...i'm afraid she hasn't taken lesbian 101, and i totally don't want to mess with that, you know?
by prosody September 14, 2008
Get the lesbian 101mug. The female version of a "bromance;" women who have such a close friend relationship that they are basically gay for each other.
Jim: Missy and Jenna are so close!
Ted: Are they lesbians?
Jim: No, they're just super close friends.
Ted: Ah! So they're no-touch lesbians.
Jim: Indeed!
Ted: Are they lesbians?
Jim: No, they're just super close friends.
Ted: Ah! So they're no-touch lesbians.
Jim: Indeed!
by mskeeter79 January 12, 2012
Get the No-Touch Lesbiansmug. No one should be mistreated by there sexuality. Whether you're Gay Lesbian Straight Or Trans...
Who cares your a human being that deserves to be respected
Feel proud and confident about you!
But if you're Person 1:
Fuck off
Who cares your a human being that deserves to be respected
Feel proud and confident about you!
But if you're Person 1:
Fuck off
Person 1:That's so gay
Person 2:(feels embarrassed and anxious about their sexuality)
Person 3: Don't worry I support Gay/Lesbian people
Person 2:(feels proud again)
Person 2:(feels embarrassed and anxious about their sexuality)
Person 3: Don't worry I support Gay/Lesbian people
Person 2:(feels proud again)
by Project08 November 1, 2019
Get the Gay/Lesbianmug. A lesbian woman who happens to be trans. A woman who transitioned from masculine presenting to feminine presenting and identifies as a lesbian.
by LivTheTransLife June 29, 2021
Get the Trans lesbianmug. A sacrificial lesbian, is basically your very good friend who may identify as not-straight to some degree, while as you during the day in direct sunlight are completely heterosexual. Yet during the night, usually in the presence of being under the influence, do you take your not straight friend and make out/ hook up with them for the sake of zero fucks being given. All heteronormativity returns back to normal the next morning.
Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.
Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.
Straight friend: "I'm totally down for the D"
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*
Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*
Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."
by the sacrificial lesbian March 5, 2014
Get the sacrificial lesbianmug.